送上一位文科生的英语演讲稿作参考

　　my uncle ordered popovers

　　from the restaurant's bill of fare.

　　and when they were served,

　　he regarded them

　　with a penetrating stare . . .

　　then he spoke great words of wisdom

　　as he sat there on that chair:

　　"to eat these things,"

　　said my uncle,

　　"you must excercise great care.

　　you may swallow down what's solid . . .

　　but . . .

　　you must spit out the air!"

　　and . . .

　　as you partake of the world's bill of fare,

　　that's darned good advice to follow.

　　do a lot of spitting out the hot air.

　　and be careful what you swallow.